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KRONIKSAN

So only 3years(days keep changing you count the days) are left for the dumbest and the lamest event to happen and people are buckling up. Soon there will be no fear of death and people will move out and start shoplifting and stuff as they are fearless already as the theories say the earth is going to end and they can make their fantasies come true like “robbing a bank”.

        So there must be briefing over the theories for people’s sake so that they don’t sharpen their knives, clean their guns and buy bullets to start some riot, commit a number of felonies and get their name registered in the police department so that there won’t be any hitch for the police if they are out to catch them.
                          Apparently there are chances of the third world war to occur adding another event in the up coming 3 years. Well at least there must be one more world war before the end of the world, it will be cool, and won’t that be yeah I believe 55% of the obtuse population will say yes, I don’t mean it but that’s just a guess. As it continues more parties will get involved and provide the world with a newer definition of war and pain. Well a BIG NO TO WAR FROM at least my side so let’s set the war aside and carry on with end of the world theories.
              I f I even count the number of theories that support the end of the world it might take me a complete day toting up and still wont reach the end, consequently giving life to propaganda and politics, the theories also lighten up the ease of death and culmination to a new generation of humans after the end of the current generation, will that be plausible.. Nope.
                  Video sharing websites for instance youtube, are bursting at the seams with videos regarding
December 21,2012 , where the young generation is seething with agony and anguish. The agony which is lamer than the theories and the theories which are lamer than the word “lame”.
At this moment only an overflowing amount of money can help a man who loves his life rid off this dilemma. It’s really simple for people like Bill gates to find a way out when planet earth is in trouble. He can surely manage a 5 star space craft with 89 bed rooms, 3 pools, a big arcade, a horse riding coarse and a shopping mall with 5000 servants for a family of 4 with a little assistance from NASA and fly off to some other planet and can even take a trip around the planet and watch a live 3D cataclysmic TV show with his family and have fun with the strippers. Well at least he can fantasize that. While others will sleep with a pistol under their pillow wondering who they would shoot,
SCREW THAT.
         It’s really dramatic when they say it will be like some sort of supernatural event and it’s even more dramatic when they hook up with a hooker and catch an incurable STD and die before
December 21, 2012 leaving us behind to have a moment of laughter at them when the theories prove to be a hoax.
                Being of no use and spending most of the time watching old classic episodes of star trek can cause hazardous results and can even detach the hypothalamus present in the brain from the nervous system leading to nervous breakdown causing senseless thoughts conclusion of which are the end of the world theories. So screw the theories, burn a blunt,set back and relax.
                        


You’re not a shirker, you’re just gay.

  • Mar. 23rd, 2009 at 7:38 PM
KRONIKSAN

The act of talking much and thinking less bring about dire consequences turning you into a total fool epitomizing your only dumbass sense of irresponsibility that you keep with in your own control not letting it gain a shape that you may not roll back.
            I have seen people trying their best to avoid everything they are asked to do no matter whether it gets any closer to their own benefit, they would surely counter…at least it’s better than sitting on your own shitpile banging your man boobs in shameless ways making people think that you are a certified meth and bong water dealer. I know they have jobs but they quit as soon as they get their arms on something they can fuck with but this instead makes it more complicated as they’ve got no clue what it is and what results they may have to face but they won't cave in until they are whacked off the skull. A headbutt would work far better than giving them some LSD to trip the fuck around. They look for some love but their level of Narcissism is high on so many levels that they even forget the one that they asked for empathy, they are sad and bleeding their ass off but that is it now they have had enough of spanking by their fate.
           
These people can screw their providence and start fucking with every thing they get .it’s cool as long its not a 2 bucks hooker ready to let them lick her ass line already ,Catching disease leading to drowsiness, No shit, Sherlock. If in case I forgot to mention about one of those shop worn life less creatures that I know of and live around my 50000 acre mansion, so please let me introduce you to 
                                 “Mr. my ass is gay so don’t blame me”


 

                                                      you suck mother fucker!!

 

A full time shirker with the face of a Tranny . Who left his family for his only excuse of suffering from work phobia; at least he didn’t say laziness or might have faced worse results.
Even doctors claim that being indolent is a disease so all the shirkers should
be given sick pays plus the sick bonus they don’t deserve so that they can fuck their couch and tell the world that it’s not fun. But they still have feelings, though obsolete but too much of TV.and porn online fade the remaining emotions away in one go. Now they are back to their selfish lazyass shirker self and start blaming others for their laziness along with the excuse of being work phobic. Even a sloth can free style when in trouble but the shirkers will move out and sell their houses so that they can buy few more of the classics star trek DVDS as they are broke already. Eventually with time they turn into critics and start giving their own opinions on pop culture with their incredible wits that they inherited from the chimpanzees who are at least not shirkers. they are happy to receive the full pay on account of their justification of being work phobic which is gay as there are hardly any employers that will hire some indolent dolts just to hit their heads into the wall for hiring such chumps clinging to the very first outlandish babbling.Their resilient nature adds another feature to their useless existence leading to self destruction wreaking hovacs into the lives of their employers....it's as simple as putting your pinky in your nose and taking the dry phlegm out and enjoying the never ending holiday package they received on being dicks with no chicks.Fucking schmucks
happy shirkers day….mother fuckers


 

KRONIKSAN

Whenever we talk about time the words that run around our minds are the past, the present and the future…but according to me there was no past, there is no present and there will be no future as its all today. As the days pass by we tend to think that the time is changing but in reality it’s just the cycle of the planet rotating on its axis and revolving around the sun giving us the sensation that the time is changing and which they gave the name Time. So time is an observable fact set by Humans. As a person grows old he is bound to think that he has lived a long life (no doubt a long time for him at least) but growing old does not have anything to do with time, it’s just his body that has stopped working in coordination (rhythm I might add), gone weary and tired of the everyday shit. Falling sick is also no way connected with time and now you can hear me loud and all the way clear. Thousands of years ago a minority called the Mayans popped out of nowhere which worked on several futile projects that they had no clue about. As god gave them sense to utilize, they put all of their hard work in tasks that went in vain but for them they were astounding. They couldn’t survive longer than 1000 years with their senseless existence. One of their ludicrous creations is The Mayan calendar on which they claimed that the world wont go over the date 12/21/2012 and we all will have to die on this day. As this day is coming over the fear of the dooms day is creeping slowly and slowly, inch by inch into the mind of people, which is as vain as the existence of The Mayans.. According to the calculation and consideration that I had gone through for over years working day in day out along with the daily school shit (I’m eighteen), I think they were all jerks with no lives to live, that’s why their community couldn’t go longer than 1000 years (not sure about that ). So people don’t have to fear what The Mayans calendar is and whatever it says… as its all fake and a headless idea as
Time does not exist
(in a natural way)……so the calendar does not exist either…how ever I can’t talk about the phenomenon of Probability.





















KRONIKSAN
Define: sitcom
A c-grade TV show that gets all of its episodes shot in the same room.

I had been totally pissed lately; hell of boredom, so I just had my ass on the couch and watched a few sitcoms, planned on buying few DVDs too. It was all going fine until I did a search for the sitcom stars that what they exactly do apart from that sitcom shit. I got fucking amazed that almost every sitcom star is a singer ...wow wait a second i wonder why people call them stars when they've got no lights of their own. Stars are heavenly bodies that produce their own heat (light) so yeah I have the knowledge of ASTRONOMY. I know life is too short and sometimes it goes real hard to feed your family when you don't have a real job and may be this is the only reason that every sitcom dork wants to be a singer. I made a list of three sitcom people THAT I HATE THE MOST, who are singers as well; no matter how dumb they sound but still singers....here goes the list

1.Vanessa hudgens(Low Life)-HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
SITCOM/MOVIE (CAN'T REALLY SAY)




pictured above Vanessa hudgens (Yup i'm talking about the creature that looks some sort of a girl) and zach effron who is a so called sitcom star, plus a singer, i'm not gonna write about him coz i think only one gay will be better than bringing the whole wal-mart about.

Not sure what dragged her to Disney and what she had in her mind while doing that sitcom/movie.she's got the strangest face in the entire Disney. I can't tell about you, but it would get real hard for me to predict her ethnicity even if you lock me up in a room with her for 50 years, i know she cant live longer than that, may be during the span of time i will make few babies with her but surely I will show them the best way to Orphanage,...if you ask her how does she look I’m freaking sure she would say Beautiful oh yeah looks like she has started modeling too, who gives a FUCK and This one really creeps me out, about a few months ago I heard news out nowhere that she had her nude pics uploaded on her myspace music page. I can help you out on that, well she had no other way to publicize her obsolete ass so she just chose the best formula a worn-out C-grade sitcom actress will choose but yeah it didn't work out...

2.Drake bell (gay inside)-Drake&Josh



pictured above Drake (guy in the middle with a gay smile) AND HAWK NELSON GAYS FOR GOOD! HOW GAY! LOOKS LIKE HE FOUND MORE DICKS AND ASS TO RIDE AND GO WILD ON RESPECTIVELY..

I came to know about him when I watched a sitcom which unintentionally turned out gay called Drake&josh the adventures of two step brothers (Gay adventures) . I know every one wants to be famous no matter whatever the steps he or she might have to take but he or she won’t cave in. I can even predict who is gay and who is not just by looking at his face. When I watched his show I found it a little weird coz the director 'Dan Schneider' who is one of drake's gay partners compellingly made the viewers listen to the crap sung by that gay drake bell which was a total welsh on the deal, people watch TV shows to ward off the evil of boredom not to let TV shows fuck with their brains. During the reel run Drake tries to show that he is all normal and just like every other teenager but that penchant feeling for josh's ass can easily be spotted on drake's faggotized face. He thinks he sings great, i have no idea what made him feel so but it must have been some sort of Devine gay force and in addition to fulfill his dreams of being a singer he had two of his albums out but he couldn't do a bitch of business with those albums.

ALBUM(1):TELEGRAPH-Total copies sold -20
ALBUM(2):IT'S ONLY TIME-Total copies sold -16 actually 15 He bought one to scare crows away.

He recently worked in a c-grade home video as the lead actor called the Dragonfly-- WTF! DOES A DRAGON FLY HAVE TO DO WITH A MOVIE BUT OH YEAH IT DIDN'T WORK OUT EITHER...he is as lame as a road kill collector and should better look for a way to earn a nice living in the upcoming years coz i don't think he has a future in showbiz....i tell him what go get a job of a swinger this would help him make gay love with his costumers way better than making gay love with josh's asthma attacked fat ass.

3.Miley Cyrus-Hannah Montana



pictured above wtf....She is not blonde
she is the daughter of the famous singer that i had no clue about and just looked into the wikipedia of, His names is Billy ray Cyrus who enforces people to watch his daughter’s waste of time acting plus listen to her doofus ass songs which he thinks are stupendous . He must have been apprehensive lately that’s why he made that show which seems more about miley’s midget brother Jackson (looks more like an alien) than herself. In the show she goes out with random guys that she pisses off before they ask her for a kiss, she has an absurd nature almost found nowhere on this side of the planet and she is pretty proud of that, I suggest her a job that will be to take a sponge or a piece of cloth and start car washing in the streets of LA may be she would soon find some dumb SKID MARK Mexican(wet back) of her class and yeah that’s what she’s got…Hey Billy get me a cup of hot chocolate…
KRONIKSAN
Yesterday I read an article online which said that the world is going to experience the dooms day about after four years from today and we all are going to die- the date is December 21,2012. Its sounds ribald though, they cant be too certain about if its really going to happen. If we look into the matter in a way which is a bit more mature, we are able to understand that we have listened to such kind of threats number of times before and which “no shit Sherlock” never took place. like they all say that the Mayan calendar does not go over 12/21/2012 and they did several predictions before which popped out to be true….but how are they so sure…i wont believe them unless i get a chance to read and understand those writings that Mayan people wrote thousands of years ago. Its so messed up…huh? we are going to die…if it were so, we should have been warned way before…or its just a matter of propaganda….making money out of the controversy setting up a fear deep in the hearts of people so that they loose the sense of what’s right and what’s wrong……may be business…we all know its so easy to find a way to squeeze money out of the pockets of people. I know I’m going to live long at least I hope so…yup we all do so, feel, and have the right to live. they talk about death…pain…strain…I tell you what if we are not around it all goes in vain, I have been looking for ways to make people believe that its all fake and hoax and I’m sure its all fake and those who brought this information (which is totally untrue ) about, are going to suffer the worst of their days.
                                     

MOTHER

  • May. 11th, 2008 at 7:34 AM
KRONIKSAN

Every day the factory whistle shrieked tremulously in the grimy, greasy air above workers’ settlement. And in obedience to its summons sullen people, roused before sleep had refreshed their muscles, came scuttling out of their little grey houses like frightened cockroaches. They walked through the cold darkness, down the unpaved street to the high stone cells of the factory, which awaited them with cold complacency, its dozens of square oily eyes lighting up the road. The mud smacked beneath their feet. They shouted in hoarse sleepy voices and rent the air with ugly oaths, while other sounds came floating to meet them: the heavy hum of machinery and the hiss of steam. Tall black smokestacks, stern gloomy, loomed like thick clubs above the settlement.

In the evening, when the setting sun found weary reflection in the windows of the houses, the factory expelled the people from its stone bowels as though they were so much slag, and they climbed the street again—grimy, black-faced, their hungry teeth glittering, their bodies giving off the sticky odour of machine oil. Now their voices were lively, even joyful, for work was over for another day, and supper and rest awaited them at home.

The day had been devoured by the factory, whose machines sucked up as much of the worker’s strength as they needed. The day was struck out, leaving not a trace, and man had advanced one more step towards his grave. But now he was looking forward to rest and to the delights of a smoke-filled tavern and he was content.

On Sundays and holydays the people slept till ten, and then the respectable married ones put on their best clothes and went to mass, scolding the young ones for their indifference to religion. After mass they came home, ate pirogi and slept again till evening.

The weariness accumulated through the years dulled their appetite, so they whetted them with drink, stimulating their stomachs with the sharp sting of vodka.

In the evening they strolled along the streets. Those who owned galoshes put them on even though the ground was dry, and those who owned umbrellas carried them even though the weather was fine.

On meeting their friends they talked about the factory, the machines and their foreman; they never thought or talked about anything not connected with their work. Occasional sparks of feeble faltering thoughts sometimes flickered in the dull monotony of their days. When the men came home they wrangled with their wives and often beat them. The young people went to the taverns or to their friends’ houses, where they played the accordion, sang ribald songs, danced, swore and got drunk. Worn out as they were by hard work, the drink quickly went to their heads, and some uncountable irritation rankled in their breasts, demanding an outlet. And so they seized the slightest opportunity to relieve their feeling by flying at one another with bestial ferocity. Bloody fights were the result. Sometimes they ended in serious injuries and occasionally in killings.

Their human relations were dominated by a lurking sense of animosity,

a feeling as old as the incurable exhaustion of their muscles. People were born with this malady of the spirit inherited from their fathers, and like a dark shadow it accompanied them to the very grave, making them do things revolting in their senseless cruelty.

On Sundays the young people came home late at night in torn clothes, covered with dirt and mud, with black eyes and bloody noses, sometimes boasting maliciously of the blows they had dealt their friends, at other times sulking, raging or crying over their insults; they were drunk and pathetic, miserable and disgusting. Often mothers or fathers found their sons sprawling dead drunk in the shadow of a fence, or on the floor of a tavern. The elders would curse them foully, pummel their vodka-sodden bodies, bring them home and put them to the bed with a certain solicitude, only to wake them up early in the morning when the shriek of the whistle came rushing in a dark stream through the dawn.

They cursed their children and beat them mercilessly, but the fighting and drinking of the young people was taken as a matter of course; when the fathers had been young they too had fought and drunk, been thrashed in their turn by their mothers and fathers.

Life had always been like that. It followed on in a turbid stream, slowly and evenly, year after year, and everything was bound together by deep-rooted habits of thinking and doing the same thing day after day.

Sometimes new people came to live in the factory settlement. At first they attracted attention just because they were newcomers, then a superficial interest in them was sustained by their accounts of the other places where they had worked. But soon the novelty wore off, people grew used to them and stopped noticing them. From what the newcomers said it was clear that the life of working people as the same everywhere. And if this was true, what was there to talk about?

But some of the new comers said things that were new to the settlement. Nobody argued with them, but they listened skeptically. Some were annoyed by what they said, others were vaguely alarmed, while yet others were disturbed by a faint shadow of hope, and this made them drink all the harder to drive away alarms that only made life more complicated.

If they noted anything unusual about a newcomer, the people in the settlement would hold it against him, and they ware wary of anyone who was not like themselves. It was as if they feared he might upset the dull regularity of their lives, which if difficult, were at least untroubled. People were used to having life bear down upon them with equal pressure at all times, and since they had no hope of relief, they were sure any change would only increase their hardships.

The working people silently avoided anyone who voiced new ideas. So the newcomers usually went away. In the rare cases when they stayed, they either grew to be like their fellows or took to living apart….

After some fifty years of such a life a man died.

YOU GOT YELLOW TEETH, YOU ARE A FUCKTARD

  • May. 7th, 2008 at 11:44 AM
KRONIKSAN
Hey look at that yellow shit on your teeth! doesn't that gross your girl out when ever you try to kiss her, may be not  coz she's got it as well, and loves its taste, i don't know how does it taste but i can compare it to shit though (never tried that either). if i were you i would never ask a girl to go out with me...i know you did that before and she never denied and may be in addition to that she must have let you eat her ass not once but numbers of times. my friend has been a fag and has had that shit before and still got it  and i don't talk to him anymore...i love gals not fucktards like that dumbfuck........i know things don't work out sometimes they seem to....but give it a try...show it to some well skilled doctors that would help you out,  no matter how hard it gets but be down for it...serious people always make it. so should you..wait a moment you cant get rid of shit...coz you are made for it......remember...you cant.  fuck you bitch!!!!

Today

  • May. 6th, 2008 at 1:58 AM
KRONIKSAN
Today wasn't the happiest day of my life but did have some fun! girls all around! damn it was fucking great, drank all night, had a fight, drove over speed limit, got back home, my dog sniffed my arm, went straight in the bed now its k just had an aspirin.....

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KRONIKSAN
 
 if you think you can do it all , then you are a fucking pseud.


you think you are not a pseud huh? but i tell you what and this might hurt those tiny lil feelings in that tiny lil nut case of yours. do you remember the day when your dad cussed at you coz you got an
"F" in math, but you were feeling proud as that was the best you ever got. you were kicked to summer school and fucking you spoiled all the time playing video games and baseball (not for introverts) reason coz you are a fucking pseud, when you got a lil older you started going out with girls telling them how great you were but what u remained was a fucking pseud. i know i have a better future than all of you star trek classic chimpanzees, plz try to be nice, your mom is not gonna stay with you for good to extol your tiny kid ass, hey don't lie to your children that you were a professional football player before their birth coz as they grow up they would repeat the same crap that your father did yeah i forgot to tell you, pseuds show hereditary effects. they all die the same way and stop being gay with those knuckle dragged sub fags. your patience might shrink but hey buddy a critic is a critic, he doesn't care about your pain, your family matters and why should i, hey! pay me and get rid of things you don't like or be ready to read more huh??? that can't be me I'm too sober people love me "Girls" i meant. alright.
                                      

Three things rednecks don't care about

  • Apr. 30th, 2008 at 2:54 AM
KRONIKSAN
three things rednecks don't care about
The three things that rednecks don't care about are as follows.

(1) they don't care about- who they are?
(2) they don't care about- what they do?
(3) they don't care about- what ever they do is anyway beneficial to them or not.

Talk about the first word that hits your hypothalamus whenever you think about rednecks, may be those countryside dumbarse people who know nothing about politics but still try to be real cool. I have known a few rednecks that work at my dad's ranches over there in CO, I always heard them talking about everything politics all unaware of what they were doing, and i didn't really like the stuff that they did the other day when they left for the lunch break but were still talking about politics like there was nothing else left in their lives apart from politics, poor jerkarse people, if you talk to one of them and try to make him understand the reality behind all this he would say "I don't care". they are all poor schmucks and my one day pocket money is way more than their thoughts, if I ever get a chance to make rules and rule em' all, my first deed would be to kick all the rednecks out of their dumb ghettos, every dork Jew wants to come from the deep ghettos, hey wait if i ever rule the world, i would first end the existence of the word "ghetto". im so tired of all this bullshit, nobody is immortal and everyone has to die some day and yeah we won't get a chance to experience the doom's day. All the natural resources are on the verge of extinction but the only thing that they care about is
            "WHO SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT"



God bless the whole wide world!

CATS FORSALE

  • Apr. 29th, 2008 at 7:40 AM
KRONIKSAN
i dont exactly know the number of mice in my home, but the pain that i have to suffer coz of em is way more than their number, so my mother just went to the closest pet store and bought 3 cats, hey look they are useless and
for sale
 












 




HEY! I WAS JUS KIDDING THEY ARE NOT REALLY FOR SALE.

how to get comments on my journal!

  • Apr. 27th, 2008 at 11:17 AM
KRONIKSAN
heya people is there anyway to get comments on my journal, i didnt get a single comment since i did the sign up!as a matter of fact, looks like no one even comes to have a look at my journal, im sure m not gonna have a single comment on this post too. i know the sentence "who gives a shit".................. 
KRONIKSAN

is barrack obama a dotting father to blacks or a dosh train

I don't care about what people say or think, i just feel the right to express my expressions something that I express with a bunch of feelings not against people but ill deeds committed by them, Its been a while we have been hearing about obama, promises made by him and him emerging out as the savior of blacks. it has also been heard that he used to roll on joints & cracks back in high school. I read an article on barrack obama about a day ago. I figured that what he wrote in his memoir pops out to be a hoax. Obama's account of his younger self and drugs, though, significantly differs from the recollections of others. That could suggest he was so private about his usage that few people knew much about it, that the memories of those who knew him decades ago are fuzzy or rosier out of a desire to protect him, or that he added some writerly touches in his memoir to make the challenges he overcame seem more dramatic. one of his closest friends back in occidental vinai thummxxxxx called him a model of moderation but what I read and heard about him seems totally a different story ,yeah he did admit that and no doubt its not his time!


LETS ROLL
KRONIKSAN
It all started about 30 years ago from the first pong game to today's online multiplayer. if I'm not anyhow wrong if you are a father and you got a video game, you must have taken under consideration that your ten year old Billy is always found lost in some other world something that has nothing  to do with this world as its totally unreal. Last Monday I bought a console for my self called the xbox360 as i connected it to my TV set I found out that the world of video games has gone through a drastic change, a change that has Billy lost in it. well if Billy is lost so much that he no longer remembers anything and has almost stopped going to school as he is always found engaged in video games then I'm sorry my friend you have failed as a father as you are a dumbass and have a tiny nut up there in place of having a brilliant brain the way I have a nice working brain. you should have put him on the correct path coz now, sooner or later that tiny Lilly Billy is gonna shove a big bamboo stick up your skinny ass and you would suffer the worst pain a parent would for buying his kid a video game. I'm not being sarcastic that u might feel after reading this writing out. this can include the whole kaleidoscope of video gamers and yeah its definitely not for u only.


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Writer's Block: Define Cheater

  • Apr. 23rd, 2008 at 8:36 PM
KRONIKSAN
cheating is the word that every boyfriend would love to hate.my bitch cheated on me.fuck

myspace a place for stalkers

  • Apr. 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 PM
KRONIKSAN
I don't give a fuck whether you have a myspace or not , well i had one that  i left a couple of months ago. i no longer feel like having a myspace page for making friends yeah that's what their logo is. may be people think this is the only way to have friends all over the world huh???"cunts" what are you gonna do with making fake unreal friends that later on ask you for money and when you deny they start stalking your ass up and you rush around to look for a for a gap to save your butt. about few months ago i met a girl online probably i talked to her for a minute or two then i logged out, the next day when i logged into my instant messenger back again, a big im window popped out of nowhere, with words "hun how are you" "hit me back as you get this"i was like wtf .....i had almost forgotten about her but she made me remind her back....i replied back "who is this......lmfao i don't the fuck know who you are" and what i found that bitch was a 24/7 myspacer jerkarse,and she instantly replied back that she met me yesterday morning on myspace, she seemed like some bald wetback trying to fool me around, i said "o I c" (oh i see)  then we went on talking. I just wanted to get rid of that bitch but she was like a parasite and starting sucking blood off my butt, i didn't want to block her as am too nice for people to take, but what i got in return "fuck" well we talked on for months, then she got straight to the point -her words "hey hun i won't feel bad if you buy me a new car if you feel generous" i said huh??? car?...i denied to buy her a car, i hadn't even seen her how the fuck would i buy her a car.....then after few days she said "Hun, I wanna borrow some money from you..just$1000.....wow she said just...lol now i got her she was a bitch entrapping guys to make money out of them....i thought" why the fuck this bitch doesn't want to leave me"...then i stopped talking to her...coz i knew that if i don't stop talking she wouldn't....here i made it....she got fed up of me as she kept sending messages but i didn't reply back yeah im a genius and thats what i get paid for, i advice you what whenever you feel like making a mypace profile first contact me "the victim" i don't like welshing on deals I would 100 and 1% reply back.....im writing a book over this title" 'THE VICTIM' BY KroniKsan" HERE IS THE COVER OF MY LATEST BOOK THAT WILL BE RELEASED BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT, CLICK ON TO THE PICTURE GIVEN BELOW TO SEE THE ENLARGED VIEW OF THE PIC.




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Is she cheating on you?

  • Apr. 22nd, 2008 at 2:33 PM
KRONIKSAN
   is she cheating on you
Are you being suspicious on your girlfriend that she's cheating on u with someone that you don't know about coz you always stay away from her for work and other tasks. if you ask people in your neighborhood do they ask what their girlfriends do whenever they are not around, most of the people would say 'no' but few would rather give a tacit answer or straight. yeah its found almost everywhere and the one who has to suffer is you. I'm not truly sure but more than 14% of cases of women infidelity are from USA only. many unsuspecting boyfriends don't notice until their girlfriends ask them to piss off then being mad is "no shit Sherlock". I have also heard people who try to be over suspicious on their girlfriends fall into trouble more often. I get you right here don't be so dumb if you are one, I cant help you. if she is cheating on you then why don't you ask her, why are you trying to be one of those fucking stamp collectors that are mostly in ebony chicks. I have had a lot of friends and they suffered from the same shit called "cheating on me". I tell u what cheat on her and let her cheat on you and this would find a healthy solution to the problems of both of you. I'm too sure that you must have been tired, fed up, bored and finding no interest in your girlfriend but you are still trying to be sober coz you are finding no other way to show how trust worthy you are. what can be said now if you don't even follow what a Genius (ME) has  written down. then you better leave that girl alone, join the stamp collectors and start buying star trek (classic) DVDs yeah you deserve that.



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IS CELL PHONE A PART OF YOUR LIFE?

  • Apr. 21st, 2008 at 5:56 PM
KRONIKSAN
                        IS CELL PHONE A PART OF YOUR LIFE?

Do you think that cell phone is a part of your life and you can't live without it. I can prove you all wrong no doubt it's an important thing but i doubt that it can't be a part of our lives and those who think so are doeks with no thoughts. Imagine yourself stuck in a place where there is no way out. No matter how hard you try but its sure that your gonna die, its pretty obvious that  you won't think of others then, as a matter of fact you can't even ask them for help they are a bunch of shopworn koons and they won't help you even if they are around you or not. The feeling can turn you in to a taciturn and you would prefer to commit suicide over natural . yeah  I'm so sorry to tell you that your cell phone won't be there to help you out coz the moment you take the phone out you would notice that you ran out of battery. hey you got nothing to eat now don't tell me that your gonna roast your cell phone it would blow up. you can pray to god though that he would impart some magical power to your phone so that you can dial to emergency. well its all safe now that was just a moment of imagination you are still here reading this writing out, you are trapped you cant get out and those greedy fox companies love entrapping jerks like you are, i own a phone in real i own 5 cell phones but i don't find them as a part of my life. Btw what would you do by knowing what I find as a part of my life you don't even know me, but i feel and have gotten the democratic right to stand up and speak up so i just wrote down about few twat ass people like you. hey don't forget to switch back to this page in the future there is a huge collection to come over, about  people like you and your gay partners lmfao.


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size of my belly

  • Apr. 20th, 2008 at 7:53 PM
KRONIKSAN
              size of my belly
About 6 days from today I noticed something that my belly starts from my belly button to the end of my back and found that the total distance between my belly button and the back is no way more than 15inch but when I looked at the belly of mr.frincher(the friendly neighborhood fat man) I thanked god for not making me that big the way mr.frincher is. I just laugh at those people m not trying to put any kind of hate or discrimination over this but its definitely a matter of laughter that they wake up early in the morning and run around miles or blocks just to see that godly endowed belly a lil thinner or smaller as their main problem above every other problem is to look good. but they are not at all aware of what they are gaining and what they are losing. I can't tell about those who get fatter with the time and gather an enormous amount strange jelly kind of yellow fat in their ass but m too  damn sure about those who are born fat they can't get thinner no matter whatever they do  whether bungee jumping , run day in day out or bring changes in their diet. I suggest them to pack their stuff up and fly to Hawaii then they won't have to suffer lives without chicks or gays (according to their orientation) plus they would also get rid of jacking off in the corner 4 to 5 times a day.
                                      
       

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if you are a Mac you are a fag

  • Apr. 20th, 2008 at 11:38 AM
KRONIKSAN
if you are a Mac you are a fag
I have always been a pc user and hope to be in the future as well. I was totally unaware of what a Mac was until i heard on CNN that the apple the famous I pod company launched its new computer into the market called the Mac. i did get a lil excited that how it would be and would it anyhow counterpart the pc. But i was not a slow witted dumbass like you are and i didn't buy it. few days later i heard that my neighbor Joshua fagger (the all time fag) brought a Mac home so i just walked to his house to have a look at it. the fag said that there was hardly a damn thing he couldn't do with the Mac. The other day i saw the fag fighting someone on the phone so i decided to place a glass onto his door to listen to the conversation. I heard that it was the mac dealer that he bought his mac from wow i knew that "i couldn't do video" "i couldn't do audio" "by the way how does it work". then i concluded that only fags are macs.
                   you are a fag!!
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